$1999 room for rent in Upper East Side Manhattan in Manhattan, New York

Are you sick & tired of:
1) Wasting your time & money looking at overpriced dumps?!
2) Paying broker fees??!!
If so, please take the time to read this listing carefully and apply ONLY if you are ONE renter!
BEST ROOM-FOR-RENT DEAL IN MANHATTAN! MOVE IN TODAY! NO BROKERS FEES!
PLEASE DO NOT APPLY IF YOU ARE MORE THAN ONE (1) PERSON
$3,999.00 ($1,999.50/month + 1 month security) Cashiers Check made payable to CASH...
Ideal person will be considerate, neat, non-smoker, no pets, no overnight guest, no nonsense, no exceptions...
UPPER EAST SIDE, luxury condo, 24/7 doorman/concierge, 36th floor, river/city views, 39 6ft windows, 2 entrances, 4 bed/3 bath, formal living, dining, den...
YOUR OWN clean huge marbled bathroom, bay windowed bedroom, blackout shades, queen bed, linens, storage bench, rug, nightstand, alarm clock, TV, WiFi, in-wall speakers, HVAC, fan, king closet, lamp, mirror...
FREE 24/7 triplex rooftop health club access with steam, sauna, 3 sundecks, game rooms...
QUICK & EASY access to LGA airport 20 minutes via taxi, LEX AVE subway lines #4,5,6 at 96th/86th, only 10 minutes walking, Central Park just 5 blocks, Chase Bank/ATMs, dry cleaners, grocers on same block... Listing ID 2476307.